Him: I need to shower. I'm covered in invisible hospital cooties
Me: well if they ever become visible cooties, we're fucked
Him: we'll just have to train special attack rats to kill the giant cooties.
Me: You're just trying to get back into breeding sentient raccoons again, aren't you?
Him: they don't have to be sentient.
Me: have you ever tried to train a rat dear?
Him: No, but if we want to train them to do anything but fuck and escape it might not work.
Me: *facepalm*
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Don't manipulate DNA at home, kids.
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